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bundleofjoy
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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000.00 on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed, "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers starred at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
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prpl_tulip
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Nilla
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Meh!! Men are highly over rated.
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aucklady
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Funny and yeah they are overrated
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siteb
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You think were over rated........... I don't recall being rated in the first place, or is that only in girly circles.
I think I'd fall in to the same trap.
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MutedNewt
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We men are only over rated because the woman's rating scale doesn't go high enough,
You see when the Rating scale was invented, it's main intention was to rate woman by woman, (you know to see how themselves staked up against other woman).
But they were always failing, and thought hey fark that, we only want to pass, and besides we can use this scale to empower us against that magnificent other breed called MEN, who we adore and will always bow down too, and walk 5 paces behind, when on the rare occasions that we feel we have been good enough, to leave the kitchen.
So since then, Woman have been using there own rating scale to rate men, but they are too Intellectualy challenged, to realise that for Men, you woman need a rating scale that can go high enough.
But first you will have to teach yourselves to actually be able to count that high, Yes I know that is no small ask, but hey, we have to start somewhere, and men have been giving you gal's a hand by providing you lot with some help already, that is why we have gay men.
  
Disclaimer: The reference to Gay men was in no way meant to be read and received as a put-down, I know you guys do a swell job at making the for feminine breed look intelligent
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Nilla
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Ouch Nilla! LOL
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MutedNewt
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| Thu Dec 01, 2005 7:42 pm |
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Nilla
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| Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:22 pm |
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| Fri Dec 02, 2005 12:08 am |
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Nilla
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| Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:32 am |
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siteb
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kiwigal
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Ha ha
LMAO Bloody funny reading guys 
Oh yeah I can count to 3 as well , us women are clever after all 
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skash
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keep it moderated this is a family site ok
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