In the beginning God created Eve. And she had 3 breasts.
After three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve.
"How're things, Eve?" He asked.
"It is  all so beautiful, God," she replied.
"The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights,
everything is wonderful but I just have this one problem. It's these three
breasts you've given me. The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am
constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging
them on bushes, they're a real pain," reported Eve.

"That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at that you
know. I gave the animals, what, six? So I just figured you'd need half, but
I see that you are right. I'll fix that up right away!"


So, God reaches down and removes the middle breast, tossing it into the
bushes. Three weeks passed, and God once again visited Eve in the garden.
"Well,  Eve, how's my favorite creation?" He asked. "Just fantastic," she
replied, "but for one small oversight on your part.


You see, all the animals are paired off.
The ewe has her ram, the cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate,
except me. I feel so alone." God thought for a moment. "You know, Eve,
you're right. How could I  have overlooked this! You do need a mate and I
will immediately create Man from a part of you!"


"Now, let's see ....... where did I put that useless tit?"

LOL! nice!!

good one, i needed a laugh  


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geneva

That is so right. I am still chuckling.   

Thats what i think this site is all about bringing smiles to everyone

thats funny..

classic...shall tell my hubby..lol