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bundleofjoy
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 Grandma Loves Oranges
Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day the police raided a sex party at a hotel and arrested a whole group of prostitutes, Lulu among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter standing in line. Grandma asked, "Why are
you standing in line here, dear?" Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some. "Why, that's awfully
nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself," and she proceeded to the back of the line. A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it?"
Grandma replied... " I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry." The policeman fainted.
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Juddy
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zealcoffee
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_________________ ~just another innocent travelling thru cyber world~
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Juddy
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man she must have been a GILF LMAO
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AJ
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lol @ GILF u sicko
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Juddy
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zealcoffee
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Juddy wrote:man she must have been a GILF LMAO
and in my most innocent and sweetest voice ever..... what is a GILF?
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AJ
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well , do you know what a MILF is?
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AJ
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lol geez , and they call ME a greaser!!
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AJ
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looking good ModA
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