GRANDMA AND GRANDPA WERE WATCHING A RELIGIOUS HEALING PROGRAM  ON
TV.
>>
>> THE EVANGELIST CALLED TO ALL WHO WANTED TO BE HEALED,TO PUT ONE HAND
ON
>> THE TV AND THE OTHER ON THE BODY PART THEY WANTED HEALED.
>>
>> GRANDMA HOBBLED TO THE TV AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON
HER
>> ARTHRITIC HIP.
>>
>> GRANDPA MADE HIS WAY TO THE SET AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE
OTHER
>> ON HIS CROTCH.
>>
>> GRANDMA LOOKED AT HIM WITH DISGUST: "YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU
>> OLD COOT..THE PURPOSE OF THIS PROGRAM IS TO HEAL THE SICK, NOT RAISE
>> THE DEAD!"