An Englishman, an Irishman and a Mexican were in town loooking for a room for the night. They finally get a room, but there are only single rooms left, so they decide to take them. The Englishman is settling into his room when there is a knock at the door, he answers it. "Hi, I'm the linen change lady, how many sheets would you like on your bed tonight ?"
The Englishman goes to the window, opens it and puts his hand outside, and says its quite cool out I'll just have three sheets thanks. She makes his bed and goes along to the Irishmans door, knocks and the Irishman opens the door, "hi" she says, "I'm the linen change woman how many sheets would you like on your bed tonight?"
The Irishman goes to his window, opens it, puts his hand out, and says its quite warm out tonight I'll have two thanks. She makes his bed and goes along to the Mexicans room and knocks, "knock, knock, knock". The mexican opens the door. "hi" she says, "I'm the linen change lady, how many sheets would you like on your bed tonight?" The mexican goes to his bag and pulls out a gun and points it at her and says " you come here and sheet in my bed I kill you.    

~groan~

baaaaaaaad lol