Cop vs Girl
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A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her
new shiny bike stopped beside him.
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"Nice bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"
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"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
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The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a  safety
violation.
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The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of
it."
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The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got  there
sir. Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
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The little girl looked up at the cop and said,Next year tell Santa the dick
goes underneath the horse, not on top."