GIDDAY HOWS YA DAY

You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message." That's why I've decided to keep mine simple and short. I pledge to you, my caller, that you will never have to suffer through another long answering machine message when you call me...

You have reached 934-2435. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is" condition. You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not sure it will be recorded. If we don't return your call, it means the machine did not work.

C'mon... you can do it... just a little one. That's the way... just a little beep, just a little one. C'mon... good boy... here we go... like this -- beeeeep, just a little one, beeeeeeeeeep, c'mon... There you go!

Don't you do it! Don't you dare! I don't want to hear it! Don't you beep! If you beep, I'll... don't even think about it!... Don't...!

Hi. This is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.

Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

Hello. This is Ron's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm so depressed. I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner, but all I get to do is answer the phone. Life. Don't talk to me about life. Just leave your name and number after the beep. Here comes the beep, how I hate that beep, it's so cheery sounding.

Computer generated voices:

1: Hello, there are no real people here to answer the phone right now.

2: Yeah, nobody but us machines!

1: Right, just us machines, but don't hang up! If you like, you can leave your name and telephone number...

2: ...and a message! You forgot about the message!

1: Right. Leave your name, telephone number, and a brief message after you hear the beep, and we will keep track of this stuff until the real people get back.

2: ...unless of course, sombody pulls out our plug!

                      

SMOKINNNNN     

I am singing in the rain just singing in the rain what a glorious feeling I am happ happy again

Okay so like theres this bunny right,, and this guy says pick any card holding cards out in front of this bunny,, yeah yeah ya got me so far??? anyways to continue,,, he then says like arrrr remember your card and then asks the bunny to put the card back and the bunny does so. He then removes the ace of spades and on the card it reveals a picture of the bunny what do you think happened?

the answer is nothing happened the reality is brokin is totally bored and is making up allsorts of wacked crap

oh wow goodness me it seems that I am the only crazziiieee about at the mo lol,,, hmm tryna get me posts up to 100 tonite but going to play some games inbetween so may take awile