In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a
man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00,
they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to
give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study,
France decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of
research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more
pleasure during sex. Australia, unsatisfied with these findings,
conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46,
they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and
hitting him in the forehead.

        

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