walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To
which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms,
son.... Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see." replied the boys
pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks
over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3
in this package." The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One
for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the
boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks "Then who are these for??”Those are
for college men." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday,
and TWO for Sunday." WOW!" exclaimed the boy; "Then who uses THESE?" he
asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are
for married men. One for January, one for February, one for
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