| Author |
Message |
bundleofjoy
Replies: 0
Views: 1595
|
 Forum: General Chit Chat Posted: Mon May 01, 2006 6:03 pm Subject: POINTS TO PONDER
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
Statistics courtesy of U.S. ...
|
|
bundleofjoy
Replies: 2
Views: 1893
|
Forum: General Chit Chat Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:38 pm Subject: Wednesday 4th May
Do you realize that on Wednesday 4th May, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06.
That won't ever happen again. Make sure you stay ...
|
|
bundleofjoy
Replies: 0
Views: 1844
|
Forum: General Chit Chat Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 11:31 pm Subject: Debate Between Water and Alcohol
It has been scientifically speculated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kg of escherichia coli bacteria found in feces. In other wo ...
|
|
bundleofjoy
Replies: 1
Views: 1729
|
Forum: Jokes, funny pictures and riddles etc Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:17 am Subject: Life Has Finally Been Explained
On the first day God created the cow.
God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give y ...
|
|
bundleofjoy
Replies: 1
Views: 1738
|
Forum: Jokes, funny pictures and riddles etc Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 3:00 am Subject: Obedient Wife
Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependant on some machine and fluids from a bottle. if that ever happens, just ...
|
|
bundleofjoy
Replies: 0
Views: 1665
|
Forum: Jokes, funny pictures and riddles etc Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:54 am Subject: RANCH HANDS
A successful Colorado rancher died and left everything to his devoted
wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the
ranch, but knew very little about ranching. So she decided ...
|
|
bundleofjoy
Replies: 1
Views: 1512
|
Forum: Jokes, funny pictures and riddles etc Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 4:53 am Subject: AND THEY SAY WOMEN MOAN
As my wife and I are approaching our 63rd and 65th birthdays, respectively, we scheduled our annual medical examination the same day, so we could travel together.
After my examination, the doctor ...
|
|
bundleofjoy
Replies: 0
Views: 1791
|
Forum: Jokes, funny pictures and riddles etc Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:55 pm Subject: The Three Little Pigs
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.
"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little ... |
|
bundleofjoy
Replies: 1
Views: 1615
|
Forum: General Chit Chat Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:50 pm Subject: [b]HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK [/b]
1. Open a new file in your PC.
2. Name it "Housework."
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?" ...
|
|
bundleofjoy
Replies: 1
Views: 1684
|
Forum: Jokes, funny pictures and riddles etc Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:32 am Subject: PRIORITIES CHANGE
The other day this man came home and was greeted by his wife, dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you w ...
|
|
bundleofjoy
Replies: 0
Views: 1688
|
Forum: Jokes, funny pictures and riddles etc Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 2:44 am Subject: Love to be Eight Again
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be eight again" she replied On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her o ...
|
|
bundleofjoy
Replies: 3
Views: 1961
|
Forum: General Chit Chat Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 12:19 pm Subject: A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR
Happy New Year to everyone at Kiwi Arcade. Hope your New Years wishes all come true
|
|
bundleofjoy
Replies: 30
Views: 5619
|
Forum: General Chit Chat Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:43 am Subject: xmas list
My wish list is just to have my family safe and happy and retain all friends at Kiwiarcade.
Oh yeah it would be nice too to get all the kids prezzies and all my food back that got stolen 10 days a ...
|
|
bundleofjoy
Replies: 5
Views: 2320
|
Forum: Jokes, funny pictures and riddles etc Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:38 am Subject: i know this hurts
Double ouch  |
|
bundleofjoy
Replies: 2
Views: 1619
|
Forum: Jokes, funny pictures and riddles etc Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2005 2:33 am Subject: mission impossible
I'll have him on my team anytime  |
|
| |
